Category Archives: Review Haiku

Review Haiku: Black Swan

A Beautiful Mind
With pirouettes, bulimics,
And a cute pink coat.


Review Haiku: Blue Valentine

An intense romance
And NC-17 sex
But love disappears.

To see my longer review, click here.

Review Haiku: Star Trek

This ship is nice and all but we sure wish Roxanne were here to tell us haiku.

Set warp engines to full-haiku ahead.

Since I’m backed up on promised reviews and there are more things on Earth to talk about than movies, I’ve come up with a new shorthand review style I’d like to test-run on Star Trek.

Without further ado, REVIEW HAIKU:
(See what I did there with the rhyming? I slay me.)

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